Once upon a time — not in a castle, but in a cluttered kitchen — someone had enough.
It wasn’t a dramatic scene. No thunder cracked. No divine voice boomed from the heavens. It was just a person standing in front of their pantry, staring at half a dozen supplement tubs. A rainbow of pills lined the shelves like little soldiers. Some were expired. Others were barely used. There was one green powder they’d tried once and immediately gagged on.
They had tried everything. Plant-based this. Collagen that. Prebiotics, probiotics, postbiotics. Adaptogens they couldn’t pronounce. Protein powders that promised “clean energy” and instead delivered bloating and despair.
This wasn’t a quest for six-pack abs or glowing skin that could light up a dark room. No, they were just looking for… balance. Energy. Clarity. Some kind of support system that didn’t feel like a part-time job.
And that, friends, is where Unpotion begins.

