There are two kinds of people in this world. People who have their lives together. And the rest of us, whose daily routines resemble a sitcom montage involving misplaced car keys, a half-made bed, a forgotten coffee, and the emotionally confusing moment you stare at your reflection thinking, Am I tired or is this just my face now?
If you belong to the second category, welcome. You’re in the right place. And, my friend, do I have a story for you.
See, a few months ago, my daily wellness routine was… let’s say “aspirational.” I kept buying pretty products, making elaborate promises to myself, and then promptly forgetting said promises the moment real life happened. A typical morning for me went something like this:
Wake up.
Think about going for a jog.

